I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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