my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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