theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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