It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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