Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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