thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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