it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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