This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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