does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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