on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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