why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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