question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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