I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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