so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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