I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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