question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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