I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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