ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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