i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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go home
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We left the knife in your bed.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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