i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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