Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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