Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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