that's an acceptable place to lick
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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