I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So much Jack, so little girl.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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