i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
