i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
These tits shall not be calmed
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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