Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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