He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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