Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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