Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
we're chasing vodka with high fives
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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