It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
My balls are so social today.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
