is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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