Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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