is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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