her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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