Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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