are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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