I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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