whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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