exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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