Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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