everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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