I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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