Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
God I need to hump something, right now.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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