You work out of a Hotel?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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