i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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