What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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