The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
FUCK WHALES
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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