i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize