remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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