Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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