Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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