Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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