there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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