used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?