Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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